Ahem, I apologize for this insolent creature's completely primitive behaviour. I am Cephalus, ruler of the tentaclespikebeasts. Unlike this disaster, I am the epitome of our kind. Brilliant and powerful.
Until now, tentaclespikebeasts controlled the planet of Deuteros, the centre of the Anti-Universe. That was until a certain navy accident tore it apart. Now there are the two of us. Technically.
See, the thing is a magnet for other mistakes with a paradoxical nature. Not only is there one, but there are three of it. Of course, I owe my life to it, but I would not were it to have not broken the entirety of everything that did not exist.
For some reason, there's another failure here too. Nobody knows much about it, though. Acacius referred to it as "Nineteenth" though, so it must know something.
I suppose we will be able to learn more while we are stuck in this paradoxical rift. Who knows if we'll ever get out.